Emo music jokes
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
WTF is this?
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Like if you know someone is emo.
like if you know someone that is emo.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
