Emo music jokes
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Memes
WTF is this?
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Like if you know someone is emo.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
like if you know someone that is emo.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
