Emo kid jokes
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.