Emo kid jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.