I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
