Emo kid jokes
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.