Emo kid jokes
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.