Emo kid jokes
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.