Emo kid jokes
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."