Emo kid

Emo Kid Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope

Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

what do emo kids and hitler have in common?

Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something

I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around

I see them hang all day