Emo culture jokes
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.