Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
what is the coolest bath bomb for emos
a toaster
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas? Tropical depressions. UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
what game does an emo love
hang man
why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Emos do take shots of themselves .. not with a camera tho
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
tic tac toe.
How do two emo kids greet each other,
I like ya cuts g
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
I ask the emo girl if she got jealous if her phone die.
why does the emo hate christmas the ordamonts get hanged and they dont
me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes G
me: i have no bullet holes
emo kid: not yet you dont
me: ayo what the fuc*
Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
