Emo culture

Emo Culture Jokes

Emo kid

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

Emo

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

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  • Emo people

    Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

    Emo

    How do emos propose?

    "Would you like to join my family tree?"

    Emo kid

    Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?

    After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.

    Emo girl

    I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

    Game

    I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

    Glove

    My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."

    Hitler

    What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

    Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

    Emo

    What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

    Tropical depressions.

    Orphan

    I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

    Emo

    Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.

    Emo

    What do emos like to do when they're sad?

    They play violin on their wrists.