Emo culture jokes
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
What's 1 + 1?
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!