Emo kid jokes

How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?

He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.

What do emo kids like to smoke?

"Marjuanakillmyself."

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

What do you call a group of emo kids?

The suicide squad.

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.

What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.