Emo kid jokes
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."