Emo kid jokes
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.