Emo kid jokes
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."