Emo kid jokes
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.