Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
