Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What animal can jump the highest
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
I asked a emo kid if they are jealous because their phone died before them.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What's a difference between a apple and a emo kid? one falls while the other hangs.
Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to funeral.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
