Emo kid

Emo kid jokes

Halloween

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

9/11

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Emo

Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.

World

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Kid

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

Army

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

Emo

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

Shot

How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?

He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.

Animal

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

Kid

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

Emo

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

Kid

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

Kid

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

Onion

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

Difference

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.