Emo kid jokes
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.