Emo kid jokes
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.