Emo kid jokes
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.