Emo kid jokes
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.