Emo kid jokes
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.