Emo kid

Emo kid jokes

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.