How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
