joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
Obama was America’s first black president and Trump was their first orange one
📞 ☎️ What do you call a democrat that is a progressive? a democrat that lost in a presidential election
Q?: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election? A: He didnt get the votes he was oaking for, Because he was not the popular vote.
vote biden or trump i like niether but i want to know wat the world would say. (dont judge other people)
what dose BLM stand for. biden loves minors
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
He only won the election because of rigging 82 milion votes my ass Ask me for proof
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.
Donald trump Is getting all the perks of 2020. He got covid and lost his job
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWSOME!!!!!
biden 2020
========================= (pre-election 2016) Trump Hating Comedian at seedy East L.A. comedy club -
"Hey how 'bout that Donald Trump chump.... what the fuck up with that dude, man ?
"Geeeezus, he got some kuh-razy ass shit spewing endlessly out that pie-hole, 24/8!" (< leap week, muthafukas !)
. . . "I mean, even his last name rhymes with shit that's synonymous for bein' fucked up, for instance ....
STUMP : TEENY DICK
BUMP : TINY TIT
GUMP : DIMWITTED MOVIE IDIOT GUY
MUMP : A FUCKED UP CHILDREN'S DISEASE
LUMP : IF IT'S MALIGNANT, YOU'RE KINDA FUCKED
UMP : OFTEN MAKES TERRIBLE CALLS
RUMP : AN ASS
DUMP : A PILE OF SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF AN ASS
HUMP : SOMETHING DADDY DID TO HIM DAILY THROUGHOUT CHILDHOOD
PUMP : SEE "HUMP"
. . . and last, but definitely not least --
JUMP : JUMP INTO A DEEP VAT 'O SCAT MOTHER FUCKER, AND GO STRAIGHT TO HELL BITCH !! ....
HA!HA!HA!HA ! YESSS !!
.... well boys and girls, that's gonna be about it for me, as I think my explosive diarrhea is about ready to take a big turn for the worse !"
......(splort !, plop !, drip !) ....... OOOOPS ! 'snif, snif' ........
..... ewwwwww !!
(audience growing uneasy and unruly)
"Fuhhk ! ... I better go now , 'cause I just went ! ... ha! ha! ha! ...... Yikes !!
GOOD NIGHT LAZIES, AND GERBILMEN ! PLEASE DRIVE RECKLESSLY !
(curtain drops)
(continuous laughter, guffaws, cheers, jeers, queers, beers, pants peeing, beaters beating, pepper sprayin', fists fuckin', guns poppin', blood pumpin')
"OH LORDY !!... I THINK HELL HATH FINALLY COMETH,
... AND ARMAGITTIN' THE FUCK OUTTA HEEE !!"
(one very quick curtain call, and swiftly out the back door to an awaiting taxi ............ with ALL the windows rolled down) Whew ! ............ Amen. ==============================
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
hillary for president
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
Trump 2020
