Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Joe Biden
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
