If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
