I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been awhile since the last presidential assassination...
Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat.... The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)
Who are voting for this election I'm voting for tricity so vote for tricity. Electricity!
During the election campaign of 2012 we heard about Obama but we fought they said Osama. So I told my friend grab his gun and lets have some fun. So during one of Obama's campaign we both shot him to death, which lasted a while. Then my friend said "lets go get piz drunk at Mavericks bar". Then on TV they talked about Obama death and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
What happend when obama ran for president ?
The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic
Donald Trump
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
