The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.