Egg jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.