Egg jokes

Are you an egg, because you crack me up?

What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?

"Kinder Egg surprise."

I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.

He thought it was eggcellent.

I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.

What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg.

Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!

I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!

What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?

It was scrambled.

When do eggs hatch?

At the CRACK of dawn!

The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!

Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.

Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?

A: It cracked up!

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I don't know, go google it.

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

All-star gay mix

Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.

Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.

So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.

The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.