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Cannibal

Cannibal Chickens.

I fed some Chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.

Favorite

dalmation detectives

Whats an eggs favorite phrase? an EGGspresion

Home

Anonymous

How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike? You can’t get either one at home.

Chicken

JokerZ

Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens! Farmer #2: EGGcellent!

Round

J0K35 (week 1)

What do you call a too round egg?

A prEGGnant egg.

Sister

Jalen

I went to the market to get eggs,and my sister thought that i meant my Balls

Mum

Anonymous

Me and my mom order chinese food. So when it came my mom grab the egg roll and started to sucked it down, then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom say I love you for 5 dollar.

Puns

Anonymous

I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!

Chicken

Anonymous

what came first he chicken or the egg?

I dont know go google it.

Head

Albert Mag

If I busted and egg on your head …The yolk would be on you …hahaha …

Chicken

Anonymous

what came first the chicken or the egg?

I do not know.

Minutes

Anonymous

I bought a Dalek egg timer recently…I bought a Dalek egg timer recently… After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!

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Puns

Anonymous

What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing It"s an egg joke

Wind

Anonymous

It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!! JAC

Jimmy

Franko

Why was the egg runny?

Because he’d just had sex with Jimmy Saville.

Chicken

YouThinkYourMomGae?Me2

Why did the chimkin cwoss da woad? To get away from the british bastard and get the egg roll.

Fall

Anonymous

why did the egg fall off the motorbike

he was shite

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg but you can’t beat a wank

Chicken

Eddie

Which came first the chicken or the egg…

Eggs don’t cum

Funny

Anonymous

Are yo an egg cause your jokes aint funny

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