Egg jokes
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Memes
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
I think you're eggcellent!
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.