Egg jokes
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.
Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!
1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.
2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!
3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.
4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".
She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!
Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!