I fed some Chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Whats an eggs favorite phrase? an EGGspresion
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike? You can’t get either one at home.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens! Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
I went to the market to get eggs,and my sister thought that i meant my Balls
Me and my mom order chinese food. So when it came my mom grab the egg roll and started to sucked it down, then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom say I love you for 5 dollar.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
what came first he chicken or the egg?
I dont know go google it.
If I busted and egg on your head …The yolk would be on you …hahaha …
what came first the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently…I bought a Dalek egg timer recently… After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing It"s an egg joke
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!! JAC
Why was the egg runny?
Because he’d just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Why did the chimkin cwoss da woad? To get away from the british bastard and get the egg roll.
why did the egg fall off the motorbike
he was shite
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg but you can’t beat a wank
Which came first the chicken or the egg…
Eggs don’t cum
Are yo an egg cause your jokes aint funny