Egg jokes
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
mr. egg head
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
Don't crack this joke up!
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!