what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
what did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Are you an egg, cause you CRACK me up
One day it was me & my sister in the house. My sister said to me let's order food I said we have no money. My sister said it's cool were just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store I know the delivery boy & he won't charge us. I said cool. The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some & ate mines in my room. I went back in the kitchen I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job I ask what are you doing. My sister replied back to me & you had your egg rolls let me enjoy mine. Then the delivery boy said don't no charge.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman
Kinder egg surprise
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
i told my friend an egg joke yesterday he thought it was eggcelent.
Whatβs the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys Devil-ed eggs! π
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food π± and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon π and five jungle eggs
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings Because he's is Stephen HAWKings.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don't like them your just hard boiled
What is a egg π₯
Why does the egg crack cos it's sad
What is Stephen hawking favorite lunch-eggs and shoulders.
How are shark eggs and your mam the same? There both the biggest thing ever laid.
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teacher.what is cow kid.meat teacher.nice what is chicken kid.eggs teacher. what does the big fat pig give you kid.HOMEWORK