clowns were doing a egg contest and one clown had there egg crack and another clown said the yokes on you.
what does the egg do after the pan told him an joke?
- he cracked up
What has to be broken before you can use it? Answer: An egg
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This'll be interesting.'.
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
Prankster is Backster...DANG IT: Hey guys, prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I won't have to go to school. Introduction: This prank was commentited a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning! 1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives...will those are main ingreidents. 2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just make it look really like barf...no going to school today! 3. I put it under the sofa just give it some solid scence to it. 4. I fix my breakfast eggs and becon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need some thing its in my room I don't want to get cause it would wast time" She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good''! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...aboulty nothing! Will thats the prankster anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich
Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.
Which came first the chicken or the egg.....
Eggs don’t cum
What do you Call A Skeletons egg?.... A eggiBONE
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear
Why did the chef go get the eggs because eggs are egg tastic
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens! Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike? You can't get either one at home.
Why did the chicken cross the road
He forgot his eggs
I went to the market to get eggs,and my sister thought that i meant my Balls
What did the egg say to the tuna
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!! JAC
I fed some Chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
