What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
what came first he chicken or the egg?
I dont know go google it.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman
Kinder egg surprise
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
