Egg jokes
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Don't crack this joke up!
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.