Egg jokes

I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."

Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!

Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

A programmer and his wife.

She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."

After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"

He replies, "They had eggs."