What is a egg 🥚
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
what do you call and egg murder?
An eggs_terminator
what did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.
My god my egg jokes are eggcellent
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Egg
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What do orphans use to make breakfast..- my ass🤣🤣
Man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is with an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!". "Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached".
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike? You can't get either one at home.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
i told my friend an egg joke yesterday he thought it was eggcelent.
Eggs are so egg-celent that they are sunny side up.
Are yo an egg cause your jokes aint funny
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg
