Education jokes

Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.

Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.

Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.

Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.

Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.

Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.

Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.

They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?

85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.

(Teach me your ways, 15%.)

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

What is the difference between a tree and a school?

A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.

What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!

There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.

The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"

The teacher says, "That's right."

The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"

"That's right," the teacher says.

The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CULUS.

Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

Student one orphan: I don't have any.

Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

Student one orphan: What!

Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.

Why did Johnny drop his pencil?

To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊

A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:

"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."

I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.

Like if you are in high school and miss school!

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.

Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"

Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"

Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?

Because they couldn’t call his parents!