Education jokes
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
This. This is my class.
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What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
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Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.
When I got to school, I was speechless.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Little Johnny was finishing up his homework when the teacher gave him an assignment for the day. The instructions were simple: compare two objects; we will work on contrast next week.