Education jokes

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.

A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."

Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?

Teacher: No?

Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."

Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.

Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.

Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.

Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.

Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?

Because he cheated on a test.

"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.

Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."

Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"

What's America's no. 1 class?

Target practice.

Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.

Teacher: Who?

Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

Because it’s pointless!

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?

A: Lazy bones.

One of the students reported a school shooting.

That fucking snitch...

Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.

Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!

Teacher: Where’s the P?

Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

So he could get into high school.