Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
