What did the koala do when he was to educated He ran away from koalapidia
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a MINED food
Why did the teacher were sunglasses? Because her students were so bright
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt, they don't know what mummies are
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
What time is it when you’re kids stay home 🏡 from school? Say no more
Student: Hey! did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?; Teacher: No?; Student: all I can say about it is, Well, Well Well.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? so he could get into high school
Q: What do you call a skeleton that go's to school but doesn't do any work A:lazy bones
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book
why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding School
