Education jokes

Teacher: This assignment is big.

Student (male): I have something that's big.

Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.

Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.

What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?

You can shut the book up.

Why do orphans hate health ed at school?

Their parents can't opt them out of it.

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?

accepted all art students

What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?

The class divides.

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.

What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?

Quiet kids.

Dad: What did you learn in school today?

Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?

Be there or B2.

What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?

KMS.

I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.

You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.