Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers.....???
Because they have a home room
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
If you got a priest, a rhodes scholar and a politician in a room what would you get? The Royal Commission alternatively Tony Abbott
Why do Orphans like school? Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
Q: why are school shooting jokes funny
A: because their intended for a young audience.
Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need
I got rejected from art school today so yeah
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?" Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled "16!"
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I wish they taught 9/11 at school
It would make these jokes more explosive 🧨
A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!" The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
Teacher, there is 3 birds 1 gets shot how many are left.
Student, non they flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, acautly 2 but i like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there is 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking it 1 drinking it melted and 1 sucking it which one is married.
Teacher,the one sucking it?
Student, no the one with the ring but i like the way you think.
The teacher said made the kids guess what a random word was and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier. Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, “I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!”
