Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing I always seem to get shot
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"
"Where do young trees go to learn?" "Elementree school."
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
So a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half of then the man says wow school supplies are low the week
Why do orphan hate school because of home work
Why can't a orphan go to school? They have no one to sign the parent signature.
teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement
I did a good job of being home from school 🏫
I love school
Spend all night in a dark humour webpage
Go to orphanage today and read it to them And I'm sure if you go to school for disabled children, they should understand it
what does the twin towers and school have in common... people jumped off a building to escape it.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who’s going to homeschool them?
What are American Schools
Shooting ranges
Mom:son get up for school Son:I AM UP *holds up books and says im up* IM UP MOM
We don't have school shooters we have special ed breeches
There r 3 things wong wit dis world.
1. Spelin
B. Maths
