Education jokes
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Funny Test Answers #1
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School: