Education jokes

Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

Why did the math book go to the psychologist?

It had too many problems.

I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

I fucking hate school, god damn!

Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

A: They're both cheesy.

My dad told me I'm a failure.

I failed a math test.

Good thing there's a pole outside my house.

Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?

The pacer test.

Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"

Because she was uneducated.

Why didn't the orphan do the work?

Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.

Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

B- Half Average.

C- Stupid idiot!

D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.

What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?

Vegetable soup.

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?

Cows go moo.

Are multiple choice questions too easy?

A) Yes.