Education jokes
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Memes
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
AP Chemistry.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.