Education jokes

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me what you did?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.

Been learning Chinese...

69 is too-can-chew.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

What are the three worst years of a black child's life?

First grade!

Teacher: How much is a gram?

Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.

AP Chemistry.

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?

An orphan.