Education jokes
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!