Education jokes

10+10

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Classic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.

Teacher: Anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

Orphan: My family.

Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

A: Because of all its problems.

How do bees go to school?

They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.

My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

What do you call a bald science teacher?

HOBBS LOL XD :)