Education jokes
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class? Catch you later!
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"