Education jokes
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
I found this at school.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Actually doing homework.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
My classmates?