Education jokes

Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.

The orphan: What is home?

Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.

*puts in trash can*

If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

I found this at school.

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

What kind of work from school can't orphans do?

Homework!

Q: What do men and math tests have in common?

A: They get cheated on.

My classmates?

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

Actually doing homework.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.

My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)

What do you call a bald science teacher?

HOBBS LOL XD :)

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

You can't give an orphan homework.

When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"

Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!