Education jokes

Q: What do men and math tests have in common?

A: They get cheated on.

What kind of work from school can't orphans do?

Homework!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!

My classmates?

Classic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.

10+10

How do bees go to school?

They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.

Teacher: Anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

Orphan: My family.

Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

A: Because of all its problems.

Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.

When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬