
Education jokes
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
I found this at school.
Funny Test Answers #2
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
My classmates?
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Actually doing homework.
You can't give an orphan homework.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
