Education jokes
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
What can orphans not do in school?
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Memes
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
You can't give an orphan homework.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Actually doing homework.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"