Education jokes
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
10+10
Memes
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.