Education jokes

A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.

10+10

Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.

How do bees go to school?

They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.

Teacher: Anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

Orphan: My family.

Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

A: Because of all its problems.

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

Classic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.