Education jokes

Yo mama so stupid.

When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

Why do orphans love school?

'Cause people actually come back.

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.

Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.

Why are orphans always at school?

'Cause they can't be homeschooled.

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

Little Johnny: "Your wife."

I fell in love with my teacher.

Which is weird because I am home schooled.

Can teachers give homework to orphans?

I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”

He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”

Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it has many problems.

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

School's being safe.