Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Education Jokes
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
School's being safe.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
