Education jokes
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Memes
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
I love the letters of the alphabet.