Education jokes

Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.

I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it has many problems.

I fell in love with my teacher.

Which is weird because I am home schooled.

Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

Can teachers give homework to orphans?

Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”

He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”

Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."

Why are orphans always at school?

'Cause they can't be homeschooled.

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

Little Johnny: "Your wife."

I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.

School's being safe.

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?

They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.