What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
Education Jokes
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
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