Education jokes

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.

What is the leader of the school supplies?

The ruler!

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

Why did the sped kid get expelled?

Because he was tardy.

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.

If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?

What's the difference between school and Hell?

There is no difference.

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?

An art attack!