Education jokes

Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.

Can teachers give homework to orphans?

Why do orphans love school?

'Cause people actually come back.

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

I fell in love with my teacher.

Which is weird because I am home schooled.

Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

School's being safe.

I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?

They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.

Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!

My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.

Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?