Economy jokes
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.
The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.