Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Why do they call America when literally nothing is free?
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
