Economy jokes

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?

If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.

Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?

Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.

Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.

What do you call a rich Chinese child?

"Ching Ching..."

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Why can't poor people write jokes?

Because they make no cents.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.

150,000$

It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."

The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.