Economy

Economy jokes

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.

It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."

The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž