My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Economy Jokes
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
150,000$
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
