I have a paso.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
