When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Whats the difference between Economy And Vietnamese??....... Econmy doesn't work
am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
