Economy jokes
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.