According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
