Economy

Economy jokes

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Why can't people in Africa have medicine?

Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.