Eating Jokes

What does the mom (or terrorists fuck that.) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, Here comes the plane.

why did the chicken cross the road? to eat bobs arms Bob went to hospital and had no arms Knock knock who's there not bob

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner. His mother says, “I don’t like your friends”. Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

The only thing they can see are there chopsticks

Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey

ur mom loves to eat logs lmao

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.

My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.

"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"

A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

What did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains

Na they eat emo meal

What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their

Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people? he does not like roasted vegetables

Are you jefrey dhamer bc id love u to eat me

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.