What does Godzilla eat for dinner * the dinner *
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why do people eat food.
Coz it tastes good lol
when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
What does the mom (or terrorists fuck that.) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, Here comes the plane.
why did the chicken cross the road? to eat bobs arms Bob went to hospital and had no arms Knock knock who's there not bob
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner. His mother says, “I don’t like your friends”. Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey
ur mom loves to eat logs lmao
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.
why can’t blind people eat fish? because it’s sea food
My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
What did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains