Eating jokes
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.