Eating

Eating jokes

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

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    • Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.

    Me: Knock knock.

    My sister: Who's there?

    Me: I eat mop.

    My sister: I eat mop who?

    My mind: I eat my poo.

    My sister getting it.

    As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.

    Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.

    Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

    'Cause they'll eat the bat!

    (True story)

    One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."

    Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"

    Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."

    Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.

    What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

    Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

    What does a man with 20 children do now?

    Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.