What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
Eat this peppe
why cant the orphan eat doritos They where all family sized
why cant the orphan eat doritoes They where all family sized
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice-cream in one sitting? To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared. I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her p-ssy - and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "f-ck her doggy" part either
your mummy so skinny she cant eat
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
The 🦅 asked the female eagle what did you eat l ate NEW York hot dogs
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
dont say u want to eat out a five year olds pussy cuz i have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy UwU
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast because there is no parent to feed them
knock knock. who's there? artichokes. artichokes who? artichokes when he eats to fast.
