Eating jokes
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest, tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life. Then when I woke up, my wife was gone.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.