Eating jokes
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!