What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Your mum is so fat she eat all day 🤣🤣🤣
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Jay and Andrew are best friends who are almost alike. The difference between them both is Jay is poor and well... Andrew, on the other hand, is suck-a-dick poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes up in his room, walks to the kitchen, and asks his mom, Lisa (I call her Lisa now, btw), if there is anything to eat. "No, bitch!" she replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed.
Now Andrew... wakes up, jumps out of bed, and he's in the kitchen. He sees his mom fixing some food for work after a long hard night of giving her husband blue balls. "Anything left for me, Mother?" Andrew asks. "Sorry, Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work, taking her time* Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself, "Man... I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if you do my first customer for me!"
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
