Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
