I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
Yo mama so fat thanks had to snap twice
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? cus they always eat the bat
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
