I saw a bear eating a duck.It was unBEARable.
Girlfriend after sex: how did you get so good at eating pussy? Boyfriend: my mom taught me
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi
“The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there.”
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Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop
Ok so I have a dairy and sugar allergy and if I eat it I get REALLY CONSTIPATED so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol
Where is the best place to eat tacos? In the Gulp of Mexico
what do u call a indian eating cows mooove two jail
Her: eat my ass Me: Yes chef!
What’s one food orphans can eat
Homemade
A girls pussy is a muff and when we have something against or mouths they say our voice is muffled so do I think the origin of the word muffled is talking while eating muff
why did the snake eat a panda
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
boys eat frito bandito, but men eat guido bandito
Im on a sea food diet I see food and eat it
As a kid used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock. Now I pee on just following the ritual of Africa.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
why does the flash eat ostreges because he likes fast food
Wolf looks like a fox It has the sharpest claws It has a bushy tail To eat it doesn't fail It has a coat of red My grandmother has said It hunts for search of food It is never never good
WOULD YOU RATHER Eat a girl out who has: Herpies, COVID and AIDS out while she is on her period? Or Eat live worms, bats and mice?
WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (Including men)? Or Eat 10 lbs of dog s**t everyday for 100 days?
