Eating jokes
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
Memes
It's true though
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.