Eating jokes
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.