How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it)
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
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A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".
The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.
Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)
-Dark_Humor
Why did every one suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything
Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
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What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
Why is evry number scared of 7
Because 7,eat8. 9
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For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
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if you are depressed, eat panera bread it is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
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