Eating jokes
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Memes
It's true though
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.