Many people are prejudiced against Chinese and think that Chinese eat cats and dogs. In fact, the Chinese eat mice, locusts, spiders, chameleons, baby girls.
The Chinese buy fresh baby girls who died from hospitals, they call her "pork ribs".
It's a joke as long as you don't use Google search.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bay
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
knock knock. who's there? artichokes. artichokes who? artichokes when he eats to fast.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Teacher, there is 3 birds 1 gets shot how many are left.
Student, non they flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, acautly 2 but i like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there is 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking it 1 drinking it melted and 1 sucking it which one is married.
Teacher,the one sucking it?
Student, no the one with the ring but i like the way you think.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
