Eating jokes
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.