why cant blind people eat crawfish........... because its seafood
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore"
Why can't an Asian play baseball Cause they always eat the bat
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Bcz he was a her before.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
today I told my Sis knock knock and she said who’s there and I said I Eat eat my mop and she said I eat mop poo instead of who
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.
Why cant Chinese play baseball? Because they eat the bats
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.