Eating jokes
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.