Eating jokes
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!