Eating Jokes

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌

What do you call a Turk eating turkey?

A cannibal.

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?

"5 second rule!"

What's black and eats Kitty?

Serval cancer.

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.

If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;