Eating jokes
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.