Eating

Eating Jokes

Cannibal

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

Witch

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

Banana

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

Banana

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

Bike

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

Cannibal

What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?

"5 second rule!"

Health

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

Lesbian

If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️

Yo Momma

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Food

My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;