Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.