Eating jokes
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!