Eating jokes

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"

Say "I hop in this:".

I made you eat your peas! 🤦

Why do poor people eat insects?

Because they're locust!

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.

What's a cannibal's favorite snack?

Men toes! 😂🤣

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌

What do you call a Turk eating turkey?

A cannibal.

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.