What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little weiners
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cause its finger lickin' good.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
" 5 second rule! "
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios Fruit loops
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
