Eating jokes
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!