Eating jokes
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Memes
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦