Eating jokes

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Say "I hop in this:".

I made you eat your peas! 🤦

Why do poor people eat insects?

Because they're locust!

What's a cannibal's favorite snack?

Men toes! 😂🤣

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌

What do you call a Turk eating turkey?

A cannibal.

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?

"5 second rule!"

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!