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I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it
One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified
Hey watch me eat this African sandwich. Takes huge bite of air.
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"did you go to the biscuit eating championship" "yea it was crackers"
What does vin diesel eat for dinner Survival Guilt
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Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.
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What do you get when you eat a hamburger 🍔😋? Mustard gas.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
WHY DO U CANT EAT CERAL
BECASUE YOUR DAD NEVER CAME BACK FROM GETTING THE MIK!!!
i eat cockroaches
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!
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