What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
says Alex stokes Kat Ive Seen you eat Many food
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they're locust!
Say Ihop ness: i made you eat your pees:🤦
jo mama is so dumb she tried to eat the super Bowl
What do you call a Turk eating turkey. A cannibal.
What did the Banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for, she’s going to eat me!
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables
Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework
knock knock. who's there? artichokes. artichokes who? artichokes when he eats to fast.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
Cause he’s a dumbass
