Why did the students eat their homework ๐?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. ๐๐
What do mice ๐ญ eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese ๐ง.
How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
today I told my Sis knock knock and she said whoโs there and I said I Eat eat my mop and she said I eat mop poo instead of who
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
Why can't an Asian play baseball Cause they always eat the bat
why cant blind people eat crawfish........... because its seafood
Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Bcz he was a her before.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore"
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.
Scientist say a banana a day is great for the colon But you gotta eat it
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
me: do you eat your cereal with water? you: no why? me: cuz your dad never came back with the milk
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.
