Eating jokes
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
Funny Test Answers #6
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!