Dying jokes
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.