Dumbness jokes

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?

Not much difference.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!

Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.

2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!

So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.