Dumbness

Dumbness jokes

Mama

  • Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.

    Wife

  • A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

    God replies, "So she would love you..."

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  • Bag

  • So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”

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  • Duck

  • Me: *posts random joke about a duck*

    That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."

    That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."

    Bro it’s a joke...

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  • Bullying

  • "Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."

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