Dumbness jokes

You're pretty, pretty dumb.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.

Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.

I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.