Dumbness

Dumbness jokes

Yo mama

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Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.

Wife

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A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

Student

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If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

Mom

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Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Quote

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Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

Mama

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Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

Woman

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I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.

How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?

Woman

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A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"

Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"

"Our wedding video."

Duck

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Me: *posts random joke about a duck*

That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."

That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."

Bro it’s a joke...