Dumbness jokes
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.
A man walks into a bar and places a 12-inch man onto the counter as well as a small piano. The 12-inch man starts playing the piano really well.
The bartender asks the man where he got the 12-inch man. The man says there is a genie two blocks around the corner.
The bartender runs to the genie and makes a wish. The bartender comes back with 1 million ducks. The bartender says to the man, "That genie is dumb! I asked for 1 million bucks."
The man says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.