Dumbness Jokes

If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.

How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?

A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"

Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"

"Our wedding video."

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

Me: *posts random joke about a duck*

That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."

That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."

Bro it’s a joke...

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.