Dumbness jokes
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."