If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Dumbness Jokes
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!
And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!
Best, Tenya Bailey.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
I love bus jokes.
