Dumbness jokes

Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.

1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

Are these good?

Ed is dumb.

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.

Joke.

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.

Boy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No...

Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No...

Boy: Good! *Walks away*

What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?

Not much difference.

What did the dumb kid call ratios?

A type of cereal.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

What's dumb?

The Fetus Deletus joke!

Fucking hate that joke....

What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?

Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Answer: cancer.

Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

And your IQ is 5.