Dumbness

Dumbness jokes

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  • Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

    Teacher

  • My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

    Idk

  • Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

    Person 1: I don’t know.

    Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

    Person 1: Wait idk means--

    Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

    Googol: I don’t know.

    Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

    Hill

  • Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

    Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

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  • Blonde

  • Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?

    Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!

    FBI

  • "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "The FBI."

    "The FBI who?"

    "Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"

    Leaf

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!