Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Joke.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
