Dumbness

Dumbness jokes

Mama

  • Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

    Emoji

  • Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

    Whore

  • I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

    IQ

  • Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

    You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

    And your IQ is 5.

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  • Teacher

  • Vegan Teacher the musical.

    Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"

    Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶

    Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵

    Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵

    Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵

    Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"

    Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"

    - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.

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  • Mom

  • Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

    Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

    2023

  • People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.

    2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!

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  • People

  • People: You're ugly.

    Me: Ok.

    People: I hate you.

    Me: Cool, IDC.

    People: You're annoying.

    Me: Good for me.

    People: BTS is dumb.

    Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!

    Clock

  • The clock struck one!

    Then down did come!

    Hickory dickory doc

    What am I?

    Random- a mouse?

    Me- no dumb shit!

    Random- what is it?

    Me- the guillotine!

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  • Banana

  • What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.

    But if you're vegan, you call him food.

    If you're poor, you eat the skin.

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