Dumbness

Dumbness jokes

Mama

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Kid

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

Kid

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

Fan

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

Mamma

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Cow

Why did the cow knock over Johnny?

Because the cow felt like to dumb.

Orphan

The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.

Friend

Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

Both: FUCK YEAH!

Relationship

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Chat

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

Momma

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Spoon

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Agreement

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.