Duck jokes

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And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.

A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”

What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!

I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!

How do you f**k a duck?

Usually duck a f**k.

What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.

Why did the ducks go to jail?

They sold quack.

Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!

I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.

Why did the qack go duck?

I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8

Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?

Dad: 🦆

Kid: ?

Dad: 🦆🦆

Kid: Huh?

Dad: Ur too late...

Kid: WHAT!

Dad: .... GOOSE!

Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.

IDK, sorry...

I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:

Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?

Because he wanted grapes.

What's the difference between a duck?

Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"

Friend: "Dagobert Duck."

Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."

Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"

Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"