What can a duck eat for a snack saltine quackers.
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
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What do you call a chicken that was cared? A tendered chicken
why did the ducks go to jail
they sold quack
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why did the duck cross the roads to get to his quack dealer
why did the qack go duck. idk rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Do you think when Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like Donald Duck?
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK sorry...
Whats the difference between a duck?
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt because he wanted it to smell good
what so duckies wipe after they poop
there butt quack
You have thin feet of the people think you were a duck
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.
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one day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER" the guy said. So the duck walked away. The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
Three men walk into a bar.. you would have thought the last one would have ducked
