Duck jokes
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What's the difference between a duck?
Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"
Friend: "Dagobert Duck."
Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."
Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"
Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.