What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.🦆🍲😋😂
whats a ducks favorite drug? cwack
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.
What can a duck eat for a snack saltine quackers.
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I'll f--ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don't have any money. She says ok I'll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up fuck.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gague shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun, he said "your crazy!", I responded "quackers"
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how do ducks fart out there butt quack
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road because he wasn’t chicken
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you...
That other guy in the comment section: that’s actually offensive to ducks
Bro it’s a joke....
The duck bought lipstick when he paid he said put it on my bill
I ain’t a chicken but I ate a duck before
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How bout you duck on down and get yourself some
Are you having rabbit duck for dinner? Yeah Why? Because I got too obsessed with hares.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck? Polly want a quacker.
Worst joke ever.
Q. Why did the duck cross the road A. To get to the other side
