Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
