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Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
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Something I came across today.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
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it's cool when they do it (it's cool, huh?) It's a problem when I do it Fuck 'em (fuck 'em) Birds of a feather (what?) They flock together, that make you a sucker (a sucker) I don't fuck with nobody (none of 'em) If you ain't mob ties Then it's fuck you (fuck you)
GENESIS 45 Joseph Makes Himself Known 1Then Joseph could no longer control himself before all his attendants, and he cried out, “Have everyone leave my presence!” So there was no one with Joseph when he made himself known to his brothers. 2And he wept so loudly that the Egyptians heard him, and Pharaoh’s household heard about it. 3Joseph said to his brothers, “I am Joseph! Is my father still living?” But his brothers… Read more
GENESIS 38 Judah and Tamar 1It happened at that time that Judah went down from his brothers and turned aside to a certain Adullamite, whose name was Hirah. 2There Judah saw the daughter of a certain Canaanite whose name was Shua. He took her and went in to her, 3and she conceived and bore a son, and he called his name Er. 4She conceived again and bore a son, and she called his name Onan. 5Yet again she bore a son, an… Read more