Flock jokes

Why do shepherds never learn to count?

Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.