Duck jokes
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
I go in the duck park, I make it myself there cozy with Rayman and fruit dwarves.
Duck!!
Where??
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Elephant
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
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And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date? Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
Three blondes were walking on a path. The first blonde said, “Hey, look, there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh, those are...” Then they got hit by a train.
What's the difference between a duck?
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
A man walks into a bar and places a 12-inch man onto the counter as well as a small piano. The 12-inch man starts playing the piano really well.
The bartender asks the man where he got the 12-inch man. The man says there is a genie two blocks around the corner.
The bartender runs to the genie and makes a wish. The bartender comes back with 1 million ducks. The bartender says to the man, "That genie is dumb! I asked for 1 million bucks."
The man says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!