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Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
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What a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack
Where do duck poop out of? From their buttquack
A swan, a goose and a penguin walked into a bar... I DUCKed.
Me and my friend were duck hunting. He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!". Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs... cus there quacks too small
what do a bike and a rubber duck have in common, they both have a handlebar except for the duck.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.🦆🍲😋😂
whats a ducks favorite drug? cwack
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gague shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun, he said "your crazy!", I responded "quackers"
how do ducks fart out there butt quack
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road because he wasn’t chicken
How can you can a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their Butt Quacks!
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
